officialwhitegirls:

*wakes up from coma*

mom: great now that you’re awake you can do those chores i asked you to do 

rachreilly:

when someone tries to spill the truth tea but you’re not ready to be scalded

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annacdp:

George R. R. Martin 

readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown

konkeydongcountry:

ask-funky-kong:

Even a funky guy like Funky Kong can get lonely too.

Home alone on a Friday night? Just remember this ape.

konkeydongcountry:

ask-funky-kong:

Even a funky guy like Funky Kong can get lonely too.

Home alone on a Friday night? Just remember this ape.

jadinko:

*accidentally offends a video game character and has to reload save from 2 hours ago*

rainbowthinker:

woodelf68:

mostlycatsmostly:

This was a crazy pigeon that was pestering a cat, but I want to believe there are flying cats in Russia.

(via Barselonna) On a side note, you suck at cat, cat.

The cool thing is that in the first photo, the wings not only match in colour, but look as if they’re be the perfect size for a winged cat.

doodooprincess:

a big dog and a little dog

doodooprincess:

a big dog and a little dog